Leslie's last stand

Remember Jean-Robert's "strategy" to "act" like a lazy bum? Well, it turns out that JR is also getting known around camp as something of a perve. Poor Leslie was one of the recipients of a teddybear love cuddle. Lay off there, Grabby.

Leslie had enough sense to get up and go sleep in a ditch somewhere so JR turned his attention to Amanda and Courtney to "keep warm". Courtney was skeptical: "I weigh seven pounds, I can't even keep myself warm." No kidding. I'd be scared of puncturing something on a stray bone cuddling next to her. JR However was unbothered by Courtney's lack of body fat. Lord, these poor girls. Jeff should put up a can of Mace as the next reward.

Courtney may be skinny but she apparently knows something about food. When James caught a crab, she suggested boiling it and using it as crab stock to flavour the rice. Rice with crab stock to flavour is Courtney's favourite meal back at home, I hear. It ranks right above celery sticks on rye as a filling dinner dish for her.

Aaron did not like the stock idea. He wanted crab, dammit, and he wanted it now. I'm sure he'd love the single leg he'd get from that tiny little crab. James stepped in and said he too wanted crab stock, and since he had caught it, Aaron relented.

Leslie explained that this is what happens when men don't get enough to eat: claws come out and they get really crabby. Maybe she can ask a favour from the big man upstairs and get a delivery of manna. He did already get her a clue to the hidden immunity idol after all.

The good news is that over on John Woo, Dave had apparently stopped working his team to the bones. He must have realised that although they might drop dead from exhaustion, they'd probably vote him off before they went. Instead he decided to take on all the responsibility of work himself, like Davey Crockett or Bob the Builder. Well, Bob the Builder with a martyr complex.

PG reminded him that he couldn’t overexert himself or else he would crash and burn in more challenges. You can imagine how well this piece of advice went with Dave. He was condescending as hell towards her and launched into a little spiel about how one needed to work efficiently to conserve energy. Yeah, I'm pretty sure working every waking second until your feet fall off doesn't count as working efficiently. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's the opposite.

Rated for strong violence and nudity

The Reward Challenge was yet another featuring chokeholds, half-nelsons, and other things Ashley would be comfortable with. I don't usually like violence but something about this show brings out the violent streak in me because I love watching 'Survivor' contestants beat the crap out of each other.

Notably, Dave removed his shorts for the challenge, perhaps hoping that the other teams' members would be scared to be seen doing something gay. Or maybe he was just hoping that cute Aaron would give him a squeeze and his number. James was not afraid of Dave's balls, assuming he has any, and owned every single person in the challenge, naked or not.

The other notable moment was when the camera got a good view of Denise's downstairs area. Thank god for pixels so so much. Although, I do wonder if she's got a downstairs mullet going on too.