Edgardo shared Alex's sentiments. They tried talking to Lisi, Stacy and Boo to make them understand that alienating Dreamz and Cassandra might not be the best strategic move.

I don't think Alex explained slowly enough nor used small-enough words because the three stooges of Moto looked stumped when he explained that Dreamz and Cassandra could potentially jump ship and join up with Ravioli after the merge, robbing the BLASÉ alliance of their numerical advantage. Maths is hard! Not like making coffee.

A fair amount of frustration later, Alex had convinced the BLASÉ alliance to welcome Dreamz and Cassandra with open arms. Dreamz proved to be less naïve than he first appeared and saw right through the sudden lovefest. He decided he would pretend to go along with Motorola but jump ship at the first sign of the merge.

Dreamz in strategy shocker

Yes, folks, Dreamz actually has a strategy. Mr "I don't want us to become snakes" has turned into Mr "Bring me my snakeskin boots at once" all in the space of two episodes. How quickly they grow up.

No episode is complete without a pointless Rocky bitchfest. This week's bitchfest focused on Rita and Michelle, and their so-called ditzy conversations. Rocky could not bear the thought of listening to them talk about lip-gloss and other Cosmopolitan-approved topics of discussion.

"All these conversations they have are absolutely stupid," he whined. Yes, I'm sure they get in the way of Rocky's own scintillating musings on quantum theory and world politics.

Before Rocky could impress us with his views on stem cell research, it was time for the Immunity Challenge. It was basically a memory game, which is not exactly the most fun thing to watch. The most interesting part was when Lisi was so eager to play it that she tripped over her own feet and fell head-first into the ground, got up again, and after all that still managed to get the wrong answer. Ravioli stayed toe-to-toe with Motorola until the end when Rocky lost it for them. Good ol' reliable Ravioli was going back to Tribal Council.

Back at camp, Rocky briefly took responsibility for the latest loss before shifting the blame onto his teammates for talking all at once and confusing his poor pea-brain. That's an even lamer excuse than "I didn’t have saliva to swallow".

Gone in a blur

You'd think that Rocky's crap challenge performance, as well as his general Rocky-ness, might put him in the hot seat. Sad, you would be mistaken. Once again, Anthony was targeted, at least until Rocky brought up Rita as a possible choice because of her "running her mouth all day". Big talk considering three-quarters of any given episode seems to consist of Rocky's mush-mouthed ramblings.

At Tribal Council, we got to hear Yau-Man's credo: "Love many, trust few, do harm to none". Luckily, Jeff didn't ask the rest of the tribe what their personal credos so we missed out on Rita's philosophies on the application of mascara and a three-hour screed from Rocky criticising everyone else's credos.

Someone forgot to inform Michelle that the target had changed because she was the only one, along with Rita, to vote for Anthony. The rest of the tribe voted for alleged motor-mouth Rita. Noooo! Who will pen the Elle Fiji beauty tips column now? Rocky doesn’t know nearly enough about eye-shadow to take over.

Cheers, Rita. We hardly knew ye but for your blur.

Next week: Jeff takes pity on Ravioli and introduces a tribal shuffle. But which brand new tribe will go to Fiji Hills 90210?