Next up were some tentacles. "Those are some big tentacles," marvelled Jeff. I bet you say that to all the boys, Jeffie. Other delicacies included sea cucumbers, fish eyes and penis peanut worms. “Who can swallow the fastest?” Jeff wondered. I’ve heard of food porn but this is ridiculous.

The final match was between Anthony and Gary and featured a delicious plate of pig snouts. Anthony looked uncomfortable. Gary looked chub. Call me stereotyped but in an eating challenge, I’ll bet on the dude who looks like he ate all the other smurfs winning it.

Anthony struggled not to throw up while Gary popped snouts like they were Pringles. Ravioli lost again. When they arrived back at camp, Sylvia apologised for her terrible performance at the RC. Yes, remind them of your suckiness just in case it’s slipped their mind in light of their most recent loss. Good move.

Last ditch effort

Aware that the writing was on the wall, Sylvia tried one last-ditch effort to get the idol by casually digging at the mouth of the cave. In front of the entire tribe. She interviewed that her only chance was if she was able to surprise everyone with the idol. I’m not sure looking for it with people standing literally a metre away is going to help much with the ‘surprise’ part.

Rocky and Cookie’s wrath was turned towards poor Anthony. They complained about how he’d been unable to swallow the pig snouts and how lame his excuse was that he didn’t have saliva to swallow. Earl used the same excuse, I should point out, but you don’t see these two idiots crucifying him.

The amount of vitriol Rocky and Dookie have for Anthony’s challenge performance is completely over-the-top and smacks of a couple of clueless jocks picking on the geeky kid. I look forward to their comeuppance (please, Burnett. Don’t disappoint me.)

Tribal Council. Jeff asked for a one-word description of Ravioli’s mood. Yau-Man’s one word was “not very happy”. I bet he’s great at Blackjack. Nookie launched a tirade against Anthony and how his inability to swallow pig snouts fast enough meant he was a terrible person. What if he’s Jewish?

Four members of the tribe voted for Sylvia including a snide Michelle who “just wanted to see whether [Sylvia] had the immunity idol.” Only she said it in the bitchiest way possible. I kind of love her. She’s like an evil bunny. Three people voted for Anthony, including Sylvia herself. Rita voted for Earl for reasons unknown. Earl seems to be the go-to guy for random throwaway votes.

Sylvia took it well. Should have built them a beach house, girl.

Next week: Gary has smurfed his ribs up something fierce, we get our first glimpse of Liliana’s personality (ho), and Rocky bullies Anthony some more.