The chosen Roadblocker had to milk a grumpy camel until they filled up a bowl, and then they had to down the fresh milk. Ew, that stuff is unpasteurised.

Lorena took one look at her camel and immediately burst into tears. She could barely stand to look at the camel, so afraid was she. Camels! Those murderous beasts! Not enough is said about the dangers of camels. In some unenlightened cultures, children pay to ride them on beaches and at barnyards. In fact, .0000006 percent of humpy-animal-related deaths come as a result of children falling off of camels' backs and being eaten alive by said camels.

Azaria did not freak out but went the whole other way, feeling up his camel. I know you're basically dealing with camel nips, Azaria, but I don't think you need to put on a little Barry White and pour the camel some wine. The camel did not appreciate being molested by a strange man and stubbornly refused to let him have her milk.

Other camels that refused to put out were Jennifer's (of Team Blonde) and Julia's. Considering Jennifer's milking technique looked like something she'd learned from a porn movie, I'm not surprised she didn?t get much milk. Jennifer, it's a girl camel, not a boy camel!

The other teams' camels were far more open to some Americans getting fresh with them. Vyxsin's camel was gentle enough not to bolt (or burst out laughing) at the sight of her and Christina can handle practically any obstinate creature after having to deal with her dad for so long. Even Nathan had better luck with his camel than he'd had with his demon donkey from the first episode.

Even when they'd finished chugging, the teams were not free of camels. They had to lead a pack of them to some waiting nomads for their next clue. Ronald and the camels got along positively swimmingly, on account of their shared stench (as per Ronald). Figures he gets along better with stubborn, irritating animals than he does with people.

Once again, Ronald was proven wrong and Christina was proven right when he advocated following some other teams to the nomads while she didn't. The other teams got lost and Ronald conceded that he should have listened to his daughter. Progress! One of these days he might actually listen to her first time round instead of wishing he had later on.

Back at Camel Hell, the four trailing teams were up shit creek without a paddle. Literally, in the case of Julia, whose camel was giving her crap instead of milk. What?s more, Jennifer, Azaria, Julia and Lorena's camels had run out of milk. Lorena further descended into Flo-mode. Stop it, Lorena. You?ll scare the horses camels.

The Roadblockers were forced to switch camels just to squeeze out a few more drops of milk. Azaria was the first to coax enough milk from his camel and he and Hendekea made quick work of the camel-leading. They went the right way the first time and as a result, made up a lot of grounds on the lost teams.