Ozzy tried to remember his calming breathing exercises but got progressively more pissed off as Danny led them on a meandering trip through the city. Someone's definitely sleeping on the couch tonight.

Curiously, Karma skipped over the BQs completely. Again. Did they pay off Karma as well as the Chas? Those bitches! Karma does seem to be a little lax in her duties. If she was on top of things, surely Eric/Dani(elle) and Charla/Mirna would have been eliminated for crimes against good taste and sanity by now.

Charla gets a zinger

Whoever picked out the tasks for this season surely has a knack for sniffing out potential sight gags. This episode's best sight gag came during the noodle-making Detour, when team members were forced to ride a bamboo stick like a bucking bronco. You can put your tongues back in your mouths, BQ fans — it's not polite to drool on the carpet.

Charla and Mirna's attempt at noodle-making was appropriately wacky. Charla had the noodles sliced too thick, which led to a typical dressing down from Her Holiness. "I'm sorry we can't all be as perfect as some people," was Charla's snitty reply. Ha! Best thing Charla's said the whole season — even she finds Mirna's attitude insufferable.

Meanwhile, as the other three teams were noodling away speedily, Danny and Ozzy were still wandering around aimlessly, looking for the location of their Detour. Guys, why did you have to choose the boat Detour? It was obviously a sinking ship. You should have used your noodle and gone for the other option.

The last task the teams had to perform was to drive something I initially misheard as a "mini-mope" but was in fact a "mini-moke". Good thing too because a mini-mope sounds like what happens when Charla writes emo poetry. Mini-mokes are actually Charla-sized cars that Mirna likes to drive into pavements.

I had a mini mope myself when the Chas' taxi driver drove them to the wrong side of the park and caused them to come in after Eric and Dani(elle)'s 30-minute time penalty had run out. Karma cackled at them from a corner. Shut up, Karma. You're really bad at your job, you know that?

Next week: Charla and Mirna get to live out their delusions of sainthood when they are sent on a "heroic relief mission". Dani(elle) has another breakdown, and this time there aren't even any fish she can blame it on.