Harrison's fellow 'Indiana Jones' star, Cate Blanchett, has just had her third child, a son she and her husband Andrew Upton have called Ignatius Martin Upton. Poor mite; he's going to be bullied a whole lot with that name.

I can only imagine how Britney Spears' kids aren't having the best time of it. And now their mum's got into yet another car crash. Spears was reportedly busy putting on make-up when she ploughed into the back of another car in her Mercedes, last Saturday night.

Despite three cars being involved in the crash, it wasn't a very serious one — with no injuries reported or charges brought. The guy Britters hit says he was he was checking out the woman applying her make-up in the white Merc behind him, without realising it was Spears… until she hit him.

Things are going uber-well for the 18-year-old Daniel Radcliffe, though. At the age when most of us are looking around for whatever crappy job we can find, Dan is sitting on a vast, vast pile of money.

The 'Harry Potter' star made an eye-watering amount of money in just one year — more than R200-million! I'm just going to go sit in the corner and cry now.

Which is very likely what Kim Kardashian is doing at the moment, given that her former BFF Paris Hilton just totally dissed her butt on national US radio. (Kim, incidentally, is famous for absolutely nothing more than formerly having trailed Paris around and having an ample rear-end.)

"I would not want [Kim's butt] — it's gross!" sneered Paris. "It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag." Wow — nice.

Of course, Hilton was actually, uh, totally kidding. As she reveals to the US magazine In Touch: "I was just joking." Man, I'm convinced already. What's not funny about comparing someone's butt to cottage cheese… in a big trash bag.

"I made a stupid joke," Paris continues. Yes, indeed you did. "I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologised. It was a silly thing to say. Kim's hot!" Hmm, I'm just not sure that cuts it. But Kim seems happy enough. "Paris and I have been friends since we were kids," she says, "and I'm glad she made the effort to say she's sorry."

Damn, graciousness in Tinseltown?! That's not something you often hear — sincere or otherwise. Perhaps Kardashian is less of a trashy attention whore than she looks? I'll be keeping an eye on her.

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More celeb humility and hubris — in next week's Bitch and Famous!