Is she or is she ain't pregnant? That's the fascinating question gripping Hollywood.

Ashlee Simpson's fiancé Pete Wentz confirms that he's marrying one of the dimmest women in LaLa-Land. But he's not proving to be the smartest man on earth either. He's likened speculation that Ashlee's pregnant (though it's reportedly been confirmed by close friends, and Ash is skirting the issue rather than denying)... to a "witch hunt".

Yeah, that's a real heartbreaker. Especially when you consider how those two shun the limelight. But, ja, I can actually agree that it's tragic the media take an interest in people who are about as interesting as an envelope. So, I guess that means that I should stop talking about this couple myself!

But, it seems — if the preggers-Ashlee news is true — that rich and famous blond singers should check with their younger sister that they know about, er, contraception. Pity Britney (or, you know, one of their parents) didn't have that talk with young Jamie Lynn.

Speaking of embarrassing conversations... David Hasselhoff may have avoided actually having the awkward interaction himself, but that's only because he apparently sent his assistant to do his dirty work. And it didn't go well.

The Hoff apparently spotted a woman he liked while filming the show 'America's Got Talent'. So, he sent his assistant to give the poor object of this interest an autographed pic of himself. Super classy. Even classier: the photo had his assistant's number on it, the Hoff's hotel details and a 'call me' message.

Sadly, it didn't work out so well. By which I mean that the woman in question was reportedly heard laughing her head off about the incident with her friends at a bar afterwards. Cringe.

Looks as if Paris Hilton's lovelife is going a little better — but then she hasn't quite lost her looks yet.

She's still off exploring the exciting world of life on the road with the brand new ultra love of her life Benji Madden of Good Charlotte. And, in case you ever wondered how on earth she landed up the way she did — here's a few words from her parents. Never shy of talking about their kids to the world's media, the delightful Kathy and Rick were more than happy to give their thoughts to the paparazzi.

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Sounds promising. At this rate the couple may even hit their three-month anniversary.

Some things really do stand the test of the time, like 'Indiana Jones' and its timeless star, Harrison Ford. That lucky, lucky Calista Flockhart. (Her and Ford's relationship also seems to be set to last for the long haul.)

And now Indy's back for another instalment in 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'. No guesses who'll be there on the first night…

But — gasp! — there'll be no Sean Connery. Oh, heartbreak. What will we do without the man who's played the same, one, smug character in every single movie he's ever been in. It will be tough, but hopefully I'll be able to manage.

At least Harrison is confident that life without Sean will go on. "We don't need Sean," asserts Ford. "I'm old enough to play my own father."

"I would have loved to have had Sean back," he assures us. "But I think he prefers golf to acting nowadays and probably makes more [money]." Makes more money playing golf? Seriously? Tiger Woods he is not.