Is Kate Moss finally tying the knot with someone? Or is this just the start of another Pete-Doherty-style 'we're almost married; oh, wait, no, we hate each other and won't ever speak again' thing?

Seems as if it might actually happen this time. Kate's on tour at the moment with her boyfriend's band The Kills, and while in Holland announced that she's going to be marrying her man Jamie Hince. "She came out giggling and seemed a little bit tipsy," says a source. "Lots of fans were taking her picture on their mobile phones. She told them: 'I'm getting married'. One girl asked her when, and she said: 'Soon'."

Ok, so, a drunken revelation isn't the most rock solid evidence ever, but at least Moss is with Jamie and not Pete anymore... And Kate's friends are certainly pleased about that. "Everyone was worried she would end up with Pete, who we thought was no good for her," says a pal of the supermodel. "Jamie looked like it could have been a bit of a rebound thing at first, but now it seems like it's the real deal."

Who knows — maybe she'll really get hitched to this muso.

Stranger things have happened... like something actually going right for Britney Spears! Yes, it's true — a ray of sunshine shone on the world of Spears this week.

Remember I mentioned Britney's cameo on the sitcom 'How I Met Your Mother'a couple of weeks back? Well, believe it or not, the critics really liked it. If you ever saw her movie 'Crossroads' (um, ja, I guess I did kind of watch it myself...) you might not have been left with the highest hopes for Britney's chances in the acting arena — but it looks as if she's not just back, but bigger and better, too.

And it wasn't just those paid to opine about TV that liked it — Spears also managed to score the show a whopping three million extra viewers when the episode with her appearance aired — almost doubling the sitcom's usual viewership numbers.

According to a member of the studio audience: "She looked like the Britney we used to know. Long blonde hair and great make-up. She was funny, too." And the critics also had kind words about her appearance: "Brit looked slim, trim and gorgeous."

Angelina Jolie, on the other hand, is looking rather less slim and trim than usual — or, should I say, rather less spectacularly gaunt. But then that tends to happen to you when you're pregnant with twins. Word is that the two little ones are actually fraternal, as opposed to identical twins.

"Because she took fertility treatments to help her ovulate, her babies are fraternal," says an insider. "They're ecstatic. [Angie and Brad, that is, not the babies.] She can't wait."

I wonder why she needed fertility treatments in order to ovulate... A hamburger or two might have been a slightly less expensive way to the same end, I suspect.

TRIXY HONORÉ
(pronounced On-or-ay) delights in the candyfloss vacuousness of celebrity gossip. Living in New York City, Trixy keeps an eye out for the rich and famous of the Big Apple as she hunts for great vintage clothing and tries to balance the joys of both style and substance. She is a firm believer in nice manners, wrist-length gloves and the greatness of television.

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Speaking of wasting obscene amounts of money in a desperate effect to look perfect: Demi Moore. What — you need me to explain further? Well, apparently Demi credits the sparkling youthfulness of her 40-something face to having her blood sucked. And, no, I'm not kidding.

Hollywood may be epicentre of failing to age gracefully, but Austria is hoping to get a look it, too. That's where Moore got leeches attached to herself as part of a special beauty cleanse. As she happily explained to David Letterman: "I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy. These are not some low level scavengers - we're talking high-level blood suckers."

"They have a little enzyme that when they are biting down in you it gets released in your blood and generally you bleed for quite a bit — and your health is optimised." Bleeding makes you healthier; bleeding makes you healthier... I could swear I've heard that somewhere before. Oh, right — medieval medicine!

"You watch it swell up on your blood, watching it get fatter and fatter — then when it's super drunk on your blood it just kind of rolls over like it is stumbling out of the bar. You first feel worse, then you feel better. But I'm going back — I only got four leeches and I feel a bit cheated." Also, I have waaaaay more money than sense. Your magic CD will make me 20 years younger? Here's a bunch of cash!


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