Now you can dress like Paris Hilton. True, she wasn't wearing much in the video that made her world famous, but you can't exactly accuse her of shirking her duties as an A-lister when it comes to wearing at least three different outfits a day.

Just think, you could have Paris-tastic style — with T-shirts, jeans and/or shoes from her new line.

Inexplicably, some people do actually want to dress like Hilton — and it was these misguided young people who mobbed the Kitson shop in LA at the launch of Paris's new duds.

"It's a dream come true to have my own clothing line. It's just Paris style: fun, bright and flashy. They are really comfortable and really affordable. It's just from my closet to their closets."

Not raiding the closet, it seems, is little Suri Cruise — despite reports to the contrary. Mama and papa, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, have flatly denied that Suri will be modelling for Baby Gap, even though they're rumoured to have made the super-celeb couple a very lucrative offer. Glad to hear TomKat won't be hiring out their little one.

Also not happening, is the planned LA wedding of 'House' co-stars Jennifer Morrison (who plays Dr. Allison Cameron) and Jesse Spencer (Dr. Robert Chase). No, say it isn't so! TV's cutest on- and off-screen couple is now stuck loving it up on television after having split in real life.

Thankfully, the pair appears to have parted amicably. No word though on what took them from crazy-in-love-and-getting-engaged-on-the-Eiffel-Tower in March, to this.

And, finally, some brash words from the man who never, ever bothers to censor himself (or change what has to be the most hideous hairdo of any celebrity on earth).

Yes, Donald Trump's holding forth again — and this time it's to that great tabloid rag the 'New York Post' — about his plan to get Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton all together on a star version of 'The Apprentice'.

Like that's ever going to happen. Can anyone say 'publicity stunt'? Sounds like rubbish to me, but even just talking about it is sure to get great free advertising for The Donald's show.

"We're negotiating with Britney right now," claims Trump. "Can you imagine her doing it? We're not sure what will happen. She's a f..king mess." Niiiice.

"And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she'd be great. [Paris] wants to be on, and we're thinking about it, but I don't know if we're going to do it. [Lindsay is] another f..king mess. We haven't asked her yet, but I'm going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do... for all of them." Excuse me while I hurl.

More vile self-promoters and gorgeous stars (even some mixtures of the two!)– next week, in Bitch and Famous!

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