Liewe little Sienna Miller — she just can't keep her hands off her co-stars!

Apparently, embarrassment isn't part of Miller's world, as she reportedly sets her sights on yet another of her leading men — this time Sean Bean, who's starring with her in the Oscar Wilde gem 'A Woman of No Importance' (soon to be renamed 'A Woman of Absolutely No Ability Not to Chase Anything in Pants').

Says a source of Sienna's thoughts on Sean: "She is completely mesmerised by Bean already. She has told friends that she can't help feeling transfixed by his green eyes and loves the fact that he is a real macho man..."

I can't help feeling she'd love him if all he had to offer were a pulse.

"She has dated many men of many different ages, and who have varied circumstances, so the fact he is a bit older isn't an issue for her, she is hoping to get to know him a lot better." Indeed.

Paris Hilton wants everyone to know her a little less well — on the one hand — but is also apparently in talks to become known a whole lot better to the masses as well. Oh, isn't she just so complex?

First off, she's selling her current $4.25-million (a cool R31-million-plus) Lala-Land mansion, to get away from the prying eyes of the world.

"I feel like a lot of people know where I live so it's time to move," says Paris — whose feeling actually happens to be backed up by hard evidence (typically in the form of helicopters flying overhead) in this case.

"I'm really upset because I love my house so much. I put so much work into it. It's totally me. But I'm looking for something else right now."

I guess it's lucky that she might just be able to afford to do up a new place too.

But, wait — the second big bit of Paris's news is that she's also reportedly in line to be one of the UK's Channel 4 'Celebrity Big Brother' contestants!

It seems that, "Paris is really keen to do the show because she wants to show people the real her" — this according to a TV insider. "She wants to show the British public that there is more to her life than shopping and partying and she would certainly make an interesting housemate. It all depends on whether or not we can afford her."

TRIXY HONORÉ

(pronounced On-or-ay) delights in the candyfloss vacuousness of celebrity gossip. Living in New York City, Trixy keeps an eye out for the rich and famous of the Big Apple as she hunts for great vintage clothing and tries to balance the joys of both style and substance. She is a firm believer in nice manners, wrist-length gloves and the greatness of television.

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Not having Paris's desperate yen for the tabloid spotlight, Naomi Watts isn't enjoying the current post-baby paparazzi frenzy surrounding her.

The poor woman had to go so far as to have the police come to her rescue, when a swarm of over 30 photographers suddenly mobbed the area just outside the Whole Foods supermarket she was shopping in.

"The paparazzi just came from everywhere," explained an employee of the shop. "It becomes a safety issue for customers, especially in the car park, which is busy enough without all those guys with cameras."

Evan Rachel Wood has also had just about her fill of media attention — what with being blamed by Dita von Teese for the breakdown of her marriage to Marilyn Manson and, uh, dating a guy twice her age whilst still in her teens.

But Wood isn't really helping matters by giving uber-tabloid-friendly comments, like the one she just made about her erotic scenes with Manson in his latest music video. Says Wood, they wanted to, "show that it's okay to have different, weird ideas about romance".

"At the end of the video, we're kissing and it's raining blood — and for me, that was one of the most romantic moments of my entire life."

Way to kill the media attention.