Anyway, Pete now reportedly has to abide by six 'commandments' that Moss has come up with, if he wants to get her up the aisle: 1. eating properly, 2. ringing her at least three times a day, 3. cutting off ties with his 'loser friends' and not flirting with his band's groupies, 4. stopping all the drugs, 5. not just disappearing without warning, as he's wont to do, and 6. spending at least two hours a day working on his poetry and music.

It's stick to the rules or lose me, says Kate — but my very, very strong feeling is that even if he really wants to keep to the commandments (as indeed he probably does), he's likely too troubled a boy to manage it. And, I really can't see Kate actually up and leaving — despite the threats...

One couple that by most accounts is already clinically dead, is Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn. But now Vince is suing a tabloid that claimed he was seen cheating on Jen by kissing a mystery woman, and Aniston's been on 'Oprah', no less, to declare her relationship "still on". So, perhaps there's life in the old thing yet? I guess it's back to the baby and marriage speculation, then.

The other important issue on which Jen set fans straight was that of breast implants. According to her chat with Oprah, she's all natural — but, when, she picks up weight, it goes straight to her bust. Well lucky her!

Less lucky, of course, was Nick Lachey, whose marriage to Jessica Simpson ended up in divorce. Now he's come out and said even more about the incredibly stupid idea that was having the already high-stress period of adjusting to a new marriage filmed around the clock for millions of people to watch and comment on.

Says Nick to US TV host David Letterman: "It was among the dumber ideas I think I've ever executed in history." 'Executed in history'? Interesting turn of phrase. I'm assuming that marrying Jess was dumb thing numero uno.

"For a while I think we actually enjoyed doing the show," adds Lachey. "It was just so evasive that it became a problem." 'Evasive', eh? A true master of the English language. Of course, I suppose you could argue that Nick is a master of awful, awful songs...

Less prone to awfulness is comedian Eddie Murphy — though his ex-wife might disagree, given that the pair only got official divorced in April this year and the rumours are that he's already expecting a baby with former Scary Spice Melanie Brown!

Mel B is reportedly four-months pregnant already — with her second kid and Eddie's eighth! Now we'll just have to wait and see if the talk that the couple are going to marry next month some time is true. Could they be planning to upstage the TomKat wedding?!

TomKat are, of course, said to have chosen George Clooney's Italian villa for their November marriage, which — if it's true — is a damn clever idea, because when you think of the number of star couples who've been rumoured to be planning a wedding there (but never pitched) it has to be the most questionable venue in the world! And, that's what you want when you're an engaged celeb — to keep the paparazzi guessing.

More of what the stars are up to — in next week's Bitch and Famous!

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