Even better than the concert — Mariah is also producing 20 exclusive Pepsi ringtones and will be starring in their TV ads. Oh good.

“I had a lot of fun with this project. It was a great creative outlet because musically I could do things here that I would never think to do for one of my albums,” says the doe-eyed glob of her ringtone work. “This was a great idea by Pepsi and I am happy to be a part of it.” Ja, you know, I’d also like to be part of getting paid millions of dollars.

Good times for Jennifer Lopez — she may be getting millions in damages from her ex Ojani Noa — if she wins her suit against him. She’s alleging he tried to blackmail her into paying him millions not to write a tell-all book about their brief marriage.

La Lopez is, of course, less than keen to see ‘The Unknown Truth: A Passionate Portrait of a Serial Thriller’ (seriously — that’s the title) on bookstands everywhere. Especially since it’s said to claim that she cheated on Noa, and on her first husband with her current (and third) husband Marc Anthony. Beautiful, isn’t it!

I think we should scrap the lawsuit and just all agree that Jennifer and Ojani are both rapidly approaching Federlinean depths of celeb patheticness.

Even more pathetic, though, is the news that Emmy-winning star of ‘Murphy Brown’, Candice Bergen, has had her personal medical test results ‘accidentally’ faxed from her hospital to tabloid paper ‘The New York Post’! Yup, you know how it happens — you’re dialling the patient’s fax number and you land up getting a tabloid instead…

The only bit about this that interests me is just why this incident is steadfastly being reported as a little ‘mishap’, rather than a shameless cash-in.

‘Shameless’… something about that word just makes me think of — Pete Doherty. The man famous for being the worst idea Kate Moss ever had, has just escaped going to prison on drug charges. He got off with two years of ‘supervision’, a year-and-a-half rehab programme and half a year of no driving. The judge commented that it would take a long time for Pete to get totally clean, but that he’s been “showing significant signs of compliance and effort”.

Of course, Pete is also showing significant signs of complete brain death. He was reportedly arrested mere hours after the judgement on charges of drug possession with intent to supply. Honestly.

Not all Brits are fools, though. But, I’m not going to tell you about those ones — instead, here’s a snippet about Sienna Miller. She’s apparently off disporting herself with her new DKNY model boyfriend, Nico Malleville, at the luxury Mexican beachside spa that said model owns.

Jolly nice, I imagine, but do I get the tiny, sneaking suspicion that liewe Sienna is quite incapable of going without a man for more than five days?

More excellent romance choices of the stars, in next week’s Bitch and Famous!

Want to make sure you never miss the latest 'Bitch and Famous'? Just send a blank email and you'll get a weekly reminder, plus extra gossip exclusive to subscribers!
Page: 2 of 2 - back