"We're in touch, but not regularly. We love each other and that's the most important thing," claimed Voigt to America's US Weekly. Let's hope that's all he has to say on the subject.

Mouth? Shut.

Advice Pamela Anderson could use, too, apparently. The former 'Baywatch' star, turned 40-something who dresses like a tarty 16-year-old mall-rat, has just launched a fragrance — and enraged a bunch of paparazzi.

Snappers covering the Miami kick-off of Pam's new scent were enraged at Anderson's photography restrictions.

Pammie reportedly had her manager inform the paps that only those with the more flattering ring flash were allowed into the event. Anyone with a normal-type flash was booted.

You know, Pammie, you might find that perhaps, just perhaps, wearing something that reveals neither your tits, nor the bottom of your butt, and trying make-up that looks a touch less as if it's been applied with a palette knife, may make you look beautiful in a far wider variety of lighting conditions.

And, finally, I leave you with news of yet more dating that the brooding Brit of 'Twilight' fame is not doing.

The latest breathless headlines proclaim that Robert Pattinson has been, like, totally photographed holding hands with his co-star Kristen Stewart. Could all those denials be nothing but lies?! Ooh, the excitement.

(Ok, ja, they does appear to be some loose hand-holding going on, but who knows what that signifies.)

But, meanwhile, I can positively confirm that Rob is definitely not dating Megan Fox.

Pattinson is pretty used to crazy, fact-free gossip about his lovelife by now. It's not that he minds getting romantically linked with Fox — it's more the super-lame tabloid version of himself he hates reading about.

"I wouldn't be that cheesy if I was to go on a date with her," protests Pattinson to the UK version of Heat magazine.

"Because I read this magazine thing that said, 'He was rubbing her back, they were drinking Merlot... He was reading her poetry.' I was so embarrassed, like, 'Oh God!'"

Not that it seems to have hurt his image with friends: "I kept getting all these texts from my mates in England saying, 'Whoa, are you going out with Megan Fox?' And I'd met her once, for like, two seconds."