Britney Spears could save your life. Quite literally. If you're an idiot.

Apparently, the Princess of Pop has the uncanny ability to keep planes in the air using only her voice. According to... Megan Fox.

Ah, Megan... Your teeth are so white that I could just about use them to calibrate my monitor, but you will keep on saying stuff. Yes, saying stuff in interviews is about 90 percent of your job, but you could perhaps, occasionally, say some non-crazy stuff.

But, really, who am I kidding? I'm sick to death of hearing the standard, non-crazy Hollywood star spiel: "I loved working with this director; what a unique vision. And such a privilege to act alongside my incredible co-stars. Oh, no, I never comment on my private life, but I will say that we're just friends." La, la, la.

Perhaps it's time I gave Meg her due. She keeps it interesting. Most recently by explaining how she wards off death with pop.

Three years ago, it seems, Fox acquired a fear of flying. But it turns out that a little Britney keeps this starlet in the sky.

"I developed that when I turned 20," reveals Megan. "All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn't want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane."

How did Spears do it for you, then? "I know for a fact it's not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my iPod when I'm flying because I know it won't crash if I've got Britney on."

I hate to break it to you, Meg, but the way you've phrased that last sentence, the "it" actually refers to your iPod. So, technically, you're right — your iPod isn't going to stall, send you plummeting to earth, and then burst into a ball of flame.

But, otherwise, you're... well — talking crap.

Not straying too far from the subject of drivel — I give you Tyra Banks. The woman whose head is so large that it's threatening to crush the rest of her body, has just piped up about dieting.

Remember her ranting on about how awesome, totally fine, and wholesomely normal her body was - following those swimsuit snaps of her that had the tabs commenting that she looked fat?

Tyra's not just hot air. Tyra backs up the things she says... with completely contradictory actions.

Banks has gone on diet, to shrink down that normal and beautiful body she was absolutely okay with. And, of course, she managed to congratulate herself and be better than her friends while doing it.