Iron Man, the Hulk and Captain America would all appear together in this flick. "It has to be the crowning blow of Marvel's best and brightest because it's the hardest thing to get right," remarks Downey Jr.

"It's tough to spin all the plates for one of these characters. If they don't get it right, it's going to really, really suck." Yes, if they don't, it really, really will. I just hope they listen to the man's wise words and decide to invest in a top-notch script, and not only a ton of special-effects and explosions.

The way to a decent movie? Realism, says Robert.

"The danger you run with colliding all these worlds is — [director] Jon [Favreau] was very certain that 'Iron Man' should be set in a very realistic world. Nothing that happened in 'Iron Man' is really outside the realm of possibility. Once you start talking about Valhalla and super-sized super-soldiers and jolly green giants it warrants much further discussion."

Guess what also warranted (much) further discussion, but clearly didn't get any... Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's new baby's name.

Who thought that Gwen Stefani's tragic saddling of her progeny with a name like Zuma would so soon be eclipsed by an even weirder/dumber celeb baby moniker? Of course, if anyone was going to come up with something spectacularly stupid to call their little one, it was always going to be Ashlee and Pete.

That tiny, hapless tot. As their child grows up, he's going to realise, with horror, that while his classmates are called things like Paul and John, he goes by the taste-defying name of Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

"I feel weird because all these people have all these ideas on what it means," says Pete Wentz of his blighted son's name. "I don't think anyone knows the real story of why or how." Maybe not, but I can guess.

It was like this: Ashlee and I downed a bottle of vodka together and then decided to throw a few darts at this map of New York City we had, and — voila! — we hit the Bronx. And there was this other dart left over, so one of us chucked it at our DVD collection and, yeah, then I think we both passed out. When we came round, we had killer headaches and there was a dart in the Disney movie of 'The Jungle Book', so, uh, we went with Mowgli as a second name.

In fact, Pete has said that he and Ash think Rudyard Kipling is, "really cool and 'The Jungle Book' is something that me and Ashlee bonded over". You bonded over a kids' book? I'm not going to say a thing.

As for the magic of childbirth — this was Wentz's take: "Natural things start going on in your body... My heart started beating really fast... You see your wife in all this pain, and you really don't know what's happening." Um, Pete, she's having a baby. A baby you're going to name something horrifying stupid.

I mean, I like you, Pete — but you did marry one of the thickest women in music. And you're going to have to work hard to redeem yourself in my eyes after what you've done to that poor, innocent child of yours.

Speaking of innocence — I leave you with a celeb who's like a babe in the woods when it comes to all this here new-fangled technology. Oh, those young folk with their cellular telephones and their ePods...

Jennifer Aniston just hasn't hit the 21st Century yet. "I'm really computer illiterate," admits Jen. "When I see people on their BlackBerrys, working them like some girls work a hairdryer, I'm just stunned." Like a hairdryer? Oh, man.

"People have sent me clips from FunnyOrDie.com or YouTube, but I never seek it out... I'm content with just checking my email."

Because who knows what evils lie in wait for you on the interwebs! Worst of all? That Facial Book. "It's not for me," insists Aniston. "I'd be opening myself up too much. I don't want to sound like a complete innocent — I've looked at things, of course. But it's such spewing. If I look at it, I'll be affected. It's like dancing with the devil."

Ah, yes — Facebook. It's tantamount to doing the salsa in Hell.

More wacked out star logic — in next week's Bitch and Famous!