Where is the love? In Sienna Miller's case it's pretty thin on the ground.

Yes, she's 'found love' in the arms of her new man, fellow actor (there's a departure for Sienna) Balthazar Getty, but no-one else seems to be that enchanted with the 'Factory Girl' lately.

It could be that Miller and Getty's constant PDAs right in the neighbourhood where his still-wife lives with all their kids, in Malibu, isn't filling all her friends (amongst them a number of A-listers) with joy.

But, at least you can always rely on your mum to come to your defence, even when you're deeply unpopular.

"You can't understand how a woman seeing a man who has been separated from his wife for months can cause such a scandal," confessed Jo, Sienna's mum.

"It's awful, I can't tell you. You wonder when it's all going to stop."

But, seems Sienna isn't entirely friendless: "Thank goodness some people are seeing the hypocrisy of it all. I know it makes Sienna pleased to read these things. It means a lot to her when there's so much negativity and criticism around."

And, while Miller walks around at the centre of her own personal maelstrom, Britney Spears' life is blessedly scandal- and drama-free.

In fact, if you were speculating as to what the Princess of Pop's latest passion is, you probably wouldn't come up with… cleaning.

"I'm a cleaning fanatic," enthused Brit. "Dusting is my favourite, and Windex-ing [window cleaning]. Britney even makes sure that her domestic worker doesn't do everything in Chez Spears. "If she takes it all into her own hands, well, what's for me do?" asks the cleaning-verskrik star.

Sticking with the domestic bliss… it seems that Eva Longoria really must still be totally loved up with new hubby Tony Parker. How else to explain the fact that she's no longer happy doing even kissing scenes in 'Desperate Housewives'?

"I always try to talk my way out of kissing scenes: 'Do they really need to kiss in this part? Can't they just hug?' The directors are like: 'No!'" explains Eva. Seriously? You're paid an untold amount of money for this job and you can't even bring yourself to so much as kiss another guy? I guess that really is true love — or rampant prudishness. One of the two.

Longoria's not the only squeamish one on Wisteria Lane, though. Her co-star Ricardo Chavira is none too fond of cosy up to her, either.

"Ricardo hates kissing me," reveals Eva. "We are both not really fond of the kissing scenes."

Now, Shia LaBeouf doesn't have such qualms. He enjoys, well, pretty much everything — and, the notorious party boy is lucky enough to have a job that lets him indulge.

The star of 'Transformers' and the latest 'Indiana Jones' movie just had a big ol' car accident, of course, in which his bakkie collided with another car and then flipped over twice. But, not only did filming of the second 'Transformers' film stop and wait for him to recover — now that he's coming back to the set, he's even getting his badly injured hand — currently bandaged up after surgery — written into the movie's script. And you can't even get a morning off work to recover from that hangover.

Plus, all of this accommodation of LaBeouf's unfortunate accident comes on top of a great deal of talk that The Beef was, um, intoxicated at the time. Ja-nee, when they've sunk that much money into you as the star of their money-printing sequel, it seems you can pretty much do what you like. Let's just hope Die Beesvleis doesn't cause them any more problems.

But, just before you start railing against the gods at the unfairness of it all, let me remind you of the steep price you pay for all this.

Just take little 14-year-old Ali Lohan — younger sister of Lindsay — who's most lately having to deal with the tabloids speculating about whether she's had breast implants.

She's 14! They tend to grow around that age — especially if fairly ample chests run in your family, as they seem to with the Lohans. At least Ali has big sis Linds to defend her, on MySpace.

"I was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me," says Lindsay, stretching the truth just a little on her blog. "Of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow, a 14-year-old child to alter her body."

You can see that the older Lohan sister has learnt a thing or two about dealing with the media over the years, as she adds: "I am not judging people that do, but I am just saying that it's not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you're not even fully developed yet!"

"It is hard enough being 14-years-old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye." Yes, well, you might want to have a little talk to Mama Lohan about that one.

Speaking of the difficulties of teen life in the spotlight — little Peaches Geldof can't have had the easiest time growing up. The unfortunately-named daughter of Sir Bob Geldof and the late Paul Yates, has been quite the fixture of the young and hip UK scene these last few years.

And now she's managed to really grab the tabs' headlines… without a sex tape!

Peaches has just got hitched to rocker Max Drummey in Vegas. You've probably never heard of Max's US band Chester French, but you're certainly likely to now.

Apparently, Peaches and Max were "delighted to announce their very happy marriage", which enjoys the "full support of their family and friends." Yes, because what could be better advised and have more chance of ever-lasting endurance than the marriage between a teenaged rock-socialite and a band member who may have known each other a couple of years, but only started even dating last month.

I, for one, am already picking out my outfit for their gold wedding anniversary.

No marriage for Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer, though. I can't help feeling sorry for Aniston over their split — particularly if those rumours that he dumped her because she wanted to get too serious are true.

Pretty much saw it coming, though. I mean, the man is hardly a solid prospect. On to better things, Jen!

And what could be better for healing a broken heart than seeing pictures of your ex-husband and his new wife's one-billionth new child on every magazine stand? Even better — the knowledge that, three biological children on, Angelina Jolie is still considered a big enough sex symbol that she's reportedly been offered the remake of 'Catwoman'.

Those producers must really have a lot of faith in Angie, if they're contemplating resuscitating that giant turnip of a movie (remember the hideously flopped Halle Berry version; the one with Sharon Stone? Yes, now the horror's coming back to you!)

Sure Angie's hot now — but will her star-power last?

Scarlett Johansson is quite right about Hollywood not being quite the friendly, welcoming place for older actresses — but, it seems older actors don't get off scott-free either.

Says Scarlett: "Women kind of wilt as men achieve as they get older, like wine. It's like, 'Oh she's past her prime and can't play a sex symbol'."

"It's just a preconceived notion about women in general and particularly in this industry. It's a very, very vain industry."

True enough, but Tom Cruise isn't having the easiest time of it, himself. It looks as if producers don't quite see 46-year-old Tom as action-star material any more.

According to a source: "Cruise is begging for 'MI:4' ['Mission Impossible: 4'], but Paramount wants a younger, cheaper guy. He had a tantrum and ran out of the meeting."

Hmm, I'm thinking that with this coming right after 60-something Harrison Ford just made a killing at the box office as, er, an action star in the most recent 'Indiana Jones' movie, the whole 'too old for an action star' thing must be hard not to take personally.

Add to that the news that Cruise has apparently been ditched from his latest project — the movie 'Edwin A. Salt — also for being too old to play an action star.

And who did they get to replace him? Word is that it's Angelina Jolie!

She's apparently going to have the flick reworked so that they can cast her in it.

And, finally, let me give the last word to designer-to-the-stars, Roberto Cavalli. He may not be getting an invite to Kate Moss' rumoured end-of-year nuptials to someone or other, but he I don't think he's losing sleep.

Despite actually using Kate Moss as a model in advertising campaigns for his clothes, Roberto is happy to offer his assessment that Moss has no star quality.

"There are thousands of models like all the other thousands of models," opines Cavalli. "Naomi Campbell is the same way. For me, models are just pieces of wood that I carve to make clothes look beautiful."

With that, I leave you. But join me for more straight talking about the stars — in next week's Bitch and Famous!